Saturday, April 22, 2006

Early Version of Tiki Bar Discovered

Found by tourist hikers in a provincial park, and in remarkable shape considering its age, this 'movie' is what is considered by experts to be the earliest known artifact of the 'Tiki Bar' species. Though earlier records of 'Dr. Tiki' , 'Drink-Bot' and 'The Pirate' have been noted, this is the earliest record of convergence of these classes along with early 'Limey' and an unconfirmed sighting of 'The Stranger'. Johnny-Johnny in a rare un-fezzed state. This film seems to have been shot in a native format of 16 mm.

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Anonymous bakedpajamas said...

Clearly a Jim Jones training film.

These poor cult members survived, luckily their Canadian heritage and the extra "drinking gene" helped them survive and go on to be prosperous young adults.

Remember kids, the 10 warning signs, that YOU may be in a cult.

#1 Absolute authoritarianism without meaningful accountability.

#2 No tolerance for questions or critical inquiry.

#3 No meaningful financial disclosure regarding budget, expenses such as an independently audited financial statement.

#4 Unreasonable fear about the outside world, such as impending catastrophe, evil conspiracies and persecutions,soberness or no Sunday night hat shamboree.

#5 There is no legitimate reason to leave, former followers are always wrong in leaving, negative or even evil...possibly sober and undrunk.

#6 Former members often relate the same stories of abuse and reflect a similar pattern of grievances, such as "More La La please".

#7 There are records, books, news articles, or television programs that document the abuses of the group/leader.

#8 Followers feel they can never be "drunk enough".

#9 The group/leader is always right.

#10 The group/leader is the exclusive means of knowing "truth" or receiving validation, no other process of discovery is really acceptable or credible.

Sunday, April 23, 2006 9:44:00 AM  
Blogger Nocturnal Rockstar said...

Who are you?

Sunday, April 23, 2006 3:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

#11 They usually attach 'All knowing' titles to themselves such as 'Lord' or 'OverMaster'

#12 Coarsed grained humor will get you BANNED

Sunday, April 23, 2006 5:05:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A classic.

Monday, April 24, 2006 4:11:00 AM  
Anonymous BuBBy said...

Whoa, those facial expressions!
Makes me want to get a bottle of the Green Farie!

Sunday, April 30, 2006 11:30:00 AM  
Blogger johnny dollar said...

did they see kylie minogue? :)

Monday, May 01, 2006 5:39:00 PM  
Blogger Mr. Hollywood said...

That's not The Stranger.

Monday, May 01, 2006 11:37:00 PM  
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Sunday, July 02, 2006 8:31:00 PM  

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#55 > Behind the Scenes

#54 > Lala's Calendar Revealed

#53 > "Meet the Cast - Coming Soon

#52 > Caught on Camera

#51 > Lala spotted on 42nd Street

#50 > Limey Coming Back

#49 > Waiting Again

#48 > The Jonathan J. Jonathan Collection

#47 > On what date did Lala shed her skin?

#46 > Tiki Bar Trivia passes 10,000

#45 > Forbes Article, July 3rd

#44 > 10-year-olds Making Newscasts

#43 > Off the wire: Tiki TV Toasts Success

#42 > Early Version of Tiki Bar Discovered

#41 > Medecins Sans Permis

#40 > Indie Film of Note: Come Together

#39 > Buttons, Buttons, What's with that?

#38 > Ode to Limey

#37 > The Early days (continued)

#36 > The Waiting is the Hardest Part, Again

#35 > The Doctor's Sleeping Quarters

#34 > That fateful Halloween night

#33 > Is Tiki Bar TV dead?

#32 > Johnny-Johnny set up

#31 > Storyboarding in reverse

#30 > Lala Photo Revisited, 2Tru2B4Got10

#29 > Lala's stairway to heaven

#28 > Continuity: noun

#27 > It's the new pink

#26 > Lala Hoax Revealed, 2Good2BTru

#25 > Finally a Number... 200,000

#24 > 'Boyfriend with Woes' name

#23 > Cast Member Update:

#22 > The Art of Tiki Bar TV

#21 > Who is drawing these?

#20 > Scene Flipped

#19 > Rocketboom on Tiki Bar TV

#18 > Drink-Bot: The early years.

#17 > Spotlight falls on Drink-Bot

#16 > Fez Spotted on Cameras in Vegas

#15 > Vote Yes or No for US$9.99 DVD of first 10 Episodes

#14 > Where did this picture come from?

#13 > Have you seen these men?

#12 > Johnny-Johnny's Last Words

#11 > St. Ethel's Girl's High, not the type

#10 > Sarah's Been there, alright

#09 > The Waiting is the Hardest Part

#08 > Oh, my God!

#07 > Pirate's Identity

#06 > Lala Spotted

#05 > Back to Basics: Name the cast

#04 > DRINK-BOT's Blog

#03 > Women in FIlm

#02 > Word of Warning

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