Sarah's Been there, alright

Sarah is the TikiBar TV member with the FEZ. She registered on the first day with a post, "Doctor Tiki has shown me what love is. Good work on the new forum/website!" The again on the 27th. "I eagerly await whatever Doctor Tiki is mixing up tonight!" Johnny-Johnny instantly replied: "What the hell are you doing wearing my god damned hat!" He ws serious! Canadian Avenger said, "Indeed she does appear to be wearing your hat. Not only that she appears to have taken the picture at the scene of the crime. The background behind her looks suspiciously like the back wall of the Tiki Bar."

Well with the mention of CRIME my ears perked up. No doubt the evidence was mounting. First there was the hat, then she knew right away about the new forum. Then Johnny-Johnny is getting all bent out of shape. Nothing razzes that cat. Except maybe a dame. Then we got the doc, showing her what love is.

And then silence, no more posts, the line went dead. Maybe they got to her, shipped her out of the country. Do they have the internet in Belize. I don't think so.

So, I sent the picture of the Fez-headed girl off to the boys at the lab. Bingo, direct hit. My hunch was right, Thank you, Canadian Avenger. Concerned citizens are the eyes and ears of every safe city.

I call on those of you in Belize to keep an eye out for Sarah and send in an email (er, post card) with any information on her where about. We just want to talk to her. The law doesn't need to get invovled.


Update: Sarah Telegrams Tiki Bar from small central american country Yesterday 16:26:14

Mahalo from Belize STOP You guys are such awesome fans STOP I click in every day just to read the banter STOP Seriously now STOP Tiki Bar TV is leading the revival of all things Tiki STOP Don't stop STOP Back to my cocktails now STOP

Sarah
Tiki Novice

So at least we know she is alive, but what she is drinking, we may never know.