Thursday, March 30, 2006

Ode to the Limey

Here it is, he didn't even get a name until Episode 7, and in seven he didn't get any lines. He hasn't been seen or heard from since.

See him in all his glory and splendor, Roll Tape

Episode 2 - Suffering Bastard
Limey: Hello.
Limey: I'm feeling a bit, uh...under the weather.
Limey: I don't--?
Limey: I suffer from a sort of a free-floating general malaise...
Limey: Um, a mild headache, uh nauseau, possibly rickets.
Limey: A prescription?
Limey: I'm alright.
Limey: That's a good idea.

Episode 3 - The Trap Door
Limey: Barkeep?!
Limey: Uh.
Limey: Fine place to end up.
Limey: I know.
Limey: You seem distressed so let me explain to you something...
Limey: Which our bartender would explain to you if he was here.
Limey: You need professional help my friend.
Limey: I believe there is just, uh, such a person.
Limey: We've got a young man who's wandered in here...
Limey: With a particular dilemma I think you can rectify.
Limey: Nice word, "woes".
Limey: Good word.
Limey: Okay well--
Limey: one two?
Limey: (into camera) A Trap Door.
Limey: No, from there to here.
Limey: Well now here we come into a dilemma because...
Limey: Johnny Johnny is not here for some reason.
Limey: I've just been pulling booze randomly from behind the bar.
Limey: Oh my god.
Limey: Well what the hell happens now?
Limey: You do?
Limey: Fantastic! Good.
Limey: (Pats the bar) Here we go.
Limey: Gin.
Limey: Fresh squeezed.
Limey: Uuh...
Limey: Spiced rum.
Limey: Spiced rum.
Limey: Three, four, five, six.
Limey: --of booze.
Limey: Oh, it's okay, it's only soda.
Limey: Well there's no room for soda.
Limey: To your better discretion, so.
Limey: Now there you go.
Limey: Good thing I put the cap back on.
Limey: Whatever. Cheers. To the Trap Door.
Limey: Lovely.
Limey: I guess so. We can only hope the same for us.
Limey: Cheers.

Episode 4 - Hulla-Balloo
Limey: (Unintelligible)
Limey: I see know other option.
Limey: Hmmm... most things do.
Limey: That’s all right.
Limey: Wow, very brave, I think it is very courageous you know...
Limey: To come out in front of the whole world like that and...
Limey: Speak your mind freely, Anonymous.
Limey: The Hulla-Balloo... woo!
Limey: Absolutely.
Limey: Fantastic.
Limey: We’re all right. We’re all right. We’re all right.


Anonymous lucubrate said...

He does have some darn good lines.
Ode to the Limey.
Best regards may we see you again in the future.

Friday, March 31, 2006 3:56:00 AM  
Blogger johnny dollar said...


limey could easily spin off his own podcast.


Friday, March 31, 2006 7:14:00 PM  
Blogger King Kong said...

Since the checker challenge loss, he must be honing his shooter skills.

Tuesday, April 04, 2006 4:34:00 AM  
Blogger travishayes89 said...

i believe that Limey needs to be invited into the cast, it would make a grat permanent addition, oh yeah, i wonder when Space Cadet: Part II is coming out

Sunday, July 09, 2006 5:46:00 PM  

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