Tuesday, February 21, 2006

Johnny-Johnny Set-up

Despicable! This has red fingerprints all over it. You can't do this to people! Johnny-Johnny may be Canadian, but he is still American! Kind of. Housewives cover your children's eyes.

Editor's Note: We are only publishing this picture for the journalistic value. Not the SENSATIONAL, SHOCKING, BIZZARNESS of it!

We know it ain't so Johnny. I'm on the case. More to come, and fast!

This story follows many stange and mysterious aspects of the Mr. Ambassador/Johnny-Johnny Connection,

First, a picture of the Soviet Block Publisher. Note: Soviet style car in foreground.

The biggest selling book, a chronic best seller for a decade.

Early attempts to lure Johnny-Johnny with high tech toys loosely associated with the red agenda.

A complete how to for secret red sleeper cells.

Mr. Ambassador using classic KGB techniques for eliciting information. (Technique Codename: "The Razz"

Mr. Ambassador being desensitized, notice only a slight grimice.

Now in a counter-counter espionage move. The attacker becomes the atackee.

Finally and perhaps the most haunting of images:
It is estimated by the CIA that the Russians are less than 5 years away from a completely operational DRINK-BOB of their own. Notice how they changed the name ever so slightly to avoid copyright issues.

Can this get anymore dire?


Anonymous Cammy Mac said...

I witnessed Johnny Johnny fire an MP40 sub-machine gun. After which he said, "I don't know how [the Germans] lost the war."

Tuesday, February 21, 2006 10:56:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

we know...

Thursday, February 23, 2006 6:29:00 PM  
Anonymous BuBBy said...

OK, now that is funny!
Good one.

Sunday, February 26, 2006 6:02:00 PM  
Blogger Nocturnal Rockstar said...

Its a question of motive...

Tuesday, February 28, 2006 6:06:00 PM  
Blogger lucubrate said...

I like the pics of Gio. vvery fun.

Wednesday, March 01, 2006 7:54:00 PM  
Blogger johnny dollar said...

johnny johnny surfs with the alien.

Thursday, March 02, 2006 6:20:00 AM  
Blogger Tiki Bar TriVia Guy said...

Charlie don't surf!

Sunday, March 05, 2006 11:17:00 PM  

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